The Avengers: Texts

• Thor:
  IT HAS BEEN THREE DAYS AND YOU HAVE NOT YET SPOKEN TO MR STARK, FRIEND BRUCE. MAY I ASK WHY?
• Bruce:
  You see the Caps Lock button? Press it. And not trying to be rude, but it’s none of anyone’s business. Sorry.
• Thor:
  I SEE IT BUT I SHALL NOT PRESS IT. ALLOW ME TO MAKE A PUN; MR STARK HAS PRESSED YOUR BUTTONS ONE TOO MANY TIMES. AM I CORRECT?
• Bruce:
  Jesus.
• Thor:
  NO, I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER
• Thor:
  JESUS IS NOT OF ASGARD
• Bruce:
  Christ.
• Thor:
  HE IS NOT OF ASGARD, EITHER
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• OMG.
• Thor texts the same way my dad does. And then he wonders why everyone thinks he's yelling at them. LOLFOREVER